So i was requested by a certain jew not to mention his name in my posts any longer, well sorry Yonatan Greenstein i am about to tell ur life story in my blog and hold on.... cause its going to be quite the ride Hook nose.

So when he was in his mothers womb, jonathan (at the time miguel) was waiting to be born. However his mother knew the horror that was inside of her and wanted to not allot the spawn of satan out of her quooch. So she requested her illegitimate son to be aborted. As the Doctor was sticking the coat hanger inside of her he felt something funny. It was Jonathans nose preventing the doctor frmo performing the act of abortion. He was stunned and died of a heart attack right on the spot which then lead to greenstein shooting out of the womb and flying around it with his jew like horns and wings.

Deeply upset, his mother pooped on the docotrs dead body and took jonathan home. After years or torment and constant leg humping, Jonathan turned 10, where is wings and horns fell off like any normal jewish persons should, he was at SAR where all of the kids amde fun of him even Claude the mentally retarded and deaf child who was the gayest kid in school. Jonathan just kept to himself sitting in peoples houses on thier couches wathcing football and saying a word wiht at most 3 sylables every 2-12 hours. After his bat mitzvah, jonathan finally be came a woman, dishing it out to every guy wiht a mustache over then ext 16 months and drinking his own period blood.

During his sophmore year of high school, jonathatn greenstein gave up the longest double in the history of the world to phillip bausk ultimately resulting in jonathan cuttng both wrists and neck in order to end his pathetic excuse for a life. But then hs nose got biggger. AHe thought that if his nose kept on getting bigger the guys would like him more. He was wrong, this lead to countless jokes about his schnoz and even his homosexuality. Hes now spending the year in israel making out with israelis on ben yehuda and creeping into ari samots bed at night and sticking his nose in his grundle. Schawrtzbaum stays up and beats it every thurs night on his room mate that doesnt knw this.... sry max...... Sharpton 4 Prez

Back again to update my blog for actually the first time. Its been about a month since i last did anything with this web page, but due to requests to keep posting ishall keep it movin. So lets start with Thanksgiving, the Best Holiday of the year without a doubt. Watched the cowboys lose but it w as great game but got to see my twn newphrews chi dov and max allexander and the rest of my family. Also a lot of friends were hoem frmo college because apprently they like to eat with their famileis as well with the exception of the kids whose families dont love them. Im still waiting to hear from the NBA store in the city to start work in January when i start school. That would be an awesome job get discounts on nba shorts and stuff like that it wud be very hot.
Lets stay with the sports theme, The Red Sox clearly didnt respond to my letter to allow me to become thier next GM instead ythey hired 2 other deuches. i hope they know hat they are doing. But with the additions of Beckett, Lowell, Loretta, Mota i think theyve done a pretty good job. Being a red sox fan is much different then when they won the world series. Before that happened there was never any hope and dealign with some many things such as the boone home run and just constant shit storms, it relaly changes ur whole persepctive on life even. Everythign tends to work out weven when you in a rut you always seem to find a way out of it idk i find that intersting.
December break for all of the colleges are coming up and i cant wait to see all my friends again and it shud be alot of fun the next month. I mean ive been known as someone who loves to screw around and wont do newthing with my life which is a fair assumption, bu im 18 you knw i can ahve time to screw around with my friends and with work and time ill be able to find what i wanan do and if all that fails ill just ahve a tv show u knw cause tahts just will happen.
I wanna give a shout out to all the israel kids and hope they are having a good time and cant wiat for some of them to come to YU in Sept. So if youre thinking of staying an extra year dont or ill kill you cause that wud be gayish. You know awho all of you are. And JOnathat greenstein i dont acre if you going to Harvard. you and ur big nose have to go to YU cause ur jewish and loaded cause ur jewish they are redundant. Peace nig